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Lazy Parrot

Puerto Rico

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4 Nights with Air from $379 Meals not included
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Make your surf fantasies come true; grab your stick and check out the Lazy Parrot in Rincon! At the western tip of Puer ... More

Customer Rating 3 Reviews
Value
 
3.7
Service
 
4.0
Beaches & Pools
 
3.7
Dining Options
 
4.3
Room Comfort
 
3.3
3.3 out of 5
2 out of 3 (67%) customers would recommend this product to a friend. Read All Reviews
Customer Rating
Value
 
3.7
Service
 
4.0
Beaches & Pools
 
3.7
Dining Options
 
4.3
Room Comfort
 
3.3
3.3 out of 5
2 out of 3 (67%) customers would recommend this product to a friend.
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December 24, 2013

Location: The location is very remote, an approximately 3 hour drive from San Juan, it is about 5 minutes from a great surf spot and 5 minutes from a great swimming beach. It is centrally located in Rincon which is convenient if you have a car. Service: Hotel staff was nice. One of our nights there we ate at one of the restaurants, "Francisco". Our bank card was never returned to us by our server and couldn't be found when we realized it.This caused quite a headache as this was where most of our funds for the trip was. Fortunately we were able to make arrangements but our server's error and the management's nonchalant attitude toward our predicament was not appreciated. The card was returned to us 2 days later but to no avail. The bartender at the Francisco was very nice and makes the best mango mojitos ever! The food there was pretty good, better than several of the other restaurants we ate at in Rincon. The pizza at "Mi Familia" was delicious too! Cleanliness: The room was fairly clean. The bathroom in our room was extremely small and had roaches and the worst stench coming out of the sink. It didn't seem like they cleaned the shower at all as the walls and shower head were pretty disgusting. Don't drink the tap water. I think the amount of enjoyment you get out of this place is what you make of it. My new husband and I aren't picky and don't like to complain, we are fairly well traveled so things such as a small pool or dirty bathroom don't tend to bother us, I could see how it would be sub par for others though.


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Overall Rating: 2
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2.0
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From: New Mexico
Age: 25-34
Travel: 1-2 trips/year

March 22, 2013
Lovely and laid back...great restaurant!!

My sweetie and I thoroughly enjoyed our stay at the Lazy Parrot. It was comfortable, the staff were friendly and welcoming, the setting really pretty. Banana Dang -- the oddly named but excellent smoothie and coffee shop two doors down -- was a total bonus. The Lazy Parrot is home to an outstanding restaurant, "TLP", which is worth the drive from anywhere local to enjoy a memorable meal. I'm a foodie and the gustatory excellence took me utterly by storm. Two happy thumbs up. Only one down side I can think of...the bed in our room was hard enough to make us both a bit achy and sore every morning. The view and ease of locale made quick work of that complaint, however.


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Overall Rating: 4
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5.0
Beaches & Pools
 
5.0
Dining Options
 
5.0
Room Comfort
 
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From: New England
Age: 45-54

June 26, 2011
Will return to this charming place

We like the Lazy Parrot a lot. A small resort but that made it all the more charming to us. Before staying we enjoyed their restaurant while in Rincon on previous visits. Loved the view from the open air dining room. It looks out over the lush hillside and on out to the ocean. Our room was on the second level overlooking the pool. It was clean and nicely decorated. It had beautifully tiled floors and a lovely small balcony that easily fit 4 chairs. The pool was clean and had an outdoor bar which we made good use of. The Lazy Parrot Staff went out of their way to be helpful, even taking us into town to find a product made only in Aguada that I hadn't had in years. (Thank you Elba).I would definitely stay at the Lazy Parrot again!


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Overall Rating: 4
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From: Hopatcong,NJ
Age: 55-64

Room Information

This three-story hotel has 21 guestrooms. Comfortable accommodations include air-conditioning, TV with Dish Network, mini-refrigerator, microwave, private bath with shower and daily maid service. Most US-based cell phones work fine from your room (Sprint, Verizon, AT&T and T-Mobile).

Room Details

Value Room - One Bed
Hotel/Studio Unit Details

Value Room - Two Beds
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Superior Poolside Room - Two Beds
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Superior Poolside Room - One Bed
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What's to Love

The family-run Lazy Parrot in Puerto Rico is charming. With only 21 rooms, it's intimate and cozy--completely different from bigger resorts you've visited in the past.

 

What We'd Change

This resort is popular, and it's often fully booked. So make your reservations early to ensure your own taste of no-passport-required hang-ten bliss.

 

Why You Should Go

This part of Puerto Rico boasts world-class surfing, top-notch scuba diving and amazing bill fishing--all the better when you realize Americans don't need a passport.

Available Amenities

  • Bar/Lounge
  • Cable/Satellite TV
  • Children's Pool
  • Daily Maid Service
  • Gift Shop
  • Jacuzzi
  • Lounge Chairs/Umbrellas
  • Swimming Pool(s)
  • Parking
  • 2 Restaurants
  • Catering
  • Handicap Room Available
  • Wedding Services ($)
  • Honeymoon Packages ($)
  • Wireless Internet
  • Breakfast (complimentary)
  • Free Parking
  • Near the beach
  • Mini Golf Course
  • Non-Smoking


Nearby Excursions & Attractions

  • Bars and Nightlife
  • Dining
  • Dive Shop(s)
  • Fitness Center
  • Golf Course(s)
  • Horseback Riding
  • Kayaking
  • Medical Facilities
  • Motor Boat Rentals
  • Sailing
  • Scuba Diving
  • Shopping
  • Snorkeling
  • Windsurfing

Map of Local Area

An island with endless amounts of activities, Puerto Rico is as diverse as any island in the Caribbean. From exciting, bustling urban areas to more rural, quiet seaside towns, this island has it all.

Lazy Parrot

PO Box 430, Carr 413 Km 4.1, Bo Puntas

787-823-5654

Hotel Description

Crash at the Lazy Parrot in Rincon After Hittin' the Waves

Make your surf fantasies come true; grab your stick and check out the Lazy Parrot in Rincon! At the western tip of Puerto Rico, this hillside "mini-resort" is close to some of the world's best surfing and fantastic scuba diving. The best part for Americans is the passport-free travel. With only 21 rooms, the inn is a cozy and charming launching pad within a short drive of eight beaches. Domes Beach and Maria's Beach, both known for winter surfing, are little more than one mile from the resort, and both are located along the gorgeous Sunset Coast, which is fabulous for surfing.

Great fish dishes like pan-seared mahi mahi and coriander-crusted tuna are among the groovy offerings at the Lazy Parrot Restaurant. Everything seems to taste better in the open-air pavilion overlooking the pool and tropical gardens. If you're not particularly enthusiastic about fish, no problem. Grilled skirt steak served with rice and beans is sure to please the meat-eaters in your crowd. When you prefer a more down-to-earth meal, simply opt for a Lazy Burger at the more casual Rum Shack Poolside.

If hunger pangs in the middle of the night prove just too gnarly, never fear. Every room is ready to handle your midnight snack attacks thanks to a mini fridge and a microwave. And don't worry about brushing up on your Spanish for midnight reruns, either--every room has satellite TV!

Not a pro surfer just yet? No worries! Rincon's mondo surfing schools can have you shredding the waves in no time. Of course, you may want to take a crack at bill fishing or scuba diving, which are also huge area attractions. Horseback riding on the beach is a real treat, especially on one of the "fine-gaited" Paso Fino breed--the pride of Puerto Rican equestrians. If there's still room on your to-do list, check out nearby Rincon Pottery, where wet clay becomes your artistic playground as you learn techniques for hand-built and wheel-thrown pottery.

This hotel is NOT all-inclusive. Food and drink must be purchased separately.
Unless otherwise specified, all services are available for an additional charge.



DINING

Lazy Parrot Restaurant
Type: International
Hours: Daily, 5:30pm-10pm
Description: Serves creative International cuisine that combines bold flavors from around the world. Enjoy the new menu in a tropical, open-air or garden setting. Open November through April.

Rum Shack Poolside
Type:
Grill
Hours: Daily, 11:30am-10pm
Description: Serving lunch and dinner daily. Relax by the pool and enjoy burgers, sandwiches, salads and all your bar food favorites. Incorporates menu items from the Lazy Parrot Restaurant during the low season (Apr-Nov).

Hours subject to change.



BARS/NIGHTLIFE

Sea Glass Bar
Famous for Bailey's banana daiquiris. Nov-Apr: Daily, 5:30pm-10pm.

Rum Shack Poolside
A wide variety of tropical drink specials and happy hour every day. Daily, 11:30am-10pm.



BEACH

The resort is just a three-minute drive (0.5 miles) to the stunning blue waters and white sands of Marias and Domes beaches.

POOLS

The resort offers an outdoor swimming pool, a kid's pool and a Jacuzzi.

SPORTS/ACTIVITIES

Water

  • Swimming
  • Surfing
  • Snorkeling
  • Diving

Land

  • Putt-putt golf
  • Jogging
  • Fitness center


INTERNET

Free Wi-Fi access is available throughout the resort.

WEDDING SERVICES

The resort offers a variety of wedding packages, as well as wedding planning services for an additional charge. Contact the hotel directly for details.

ADDITIONAL INFORMATION

Location
Located 90 miles from San Juan-Marin International Airport (SJU). Approximate driving time is 2.5 hours. Located 15 miles from Aguadilla Airport (BQN). Approximate driving time is 30 minutes. Please call 1-800-915-2322 for flights and pricing, "No passport required!"

Check-In/Check-Out
Check-in: 3pm. Check-out: noon.
A valid credit card will be required upon check-in for possible incidentals not included in your reservation.

Minimum Stay
A 5-night minimum stay is required for travel Dec 21-22, 2016 and Feb 10-20, 2017.
A 4-night minimum stay is required for travel Dec 23, 2016-Jan 8, 2017 and Feb 17-26, 2017, Dec 22-Dec 31, 2017.
A 3-night minimum stay is required for travel Nov 10, Nov 14, 2016, Nov 24-27, 2016, Jan 13-16 , Apr 12-16, May 26-29, Jun 30-Jul 4, Jul 21-24, Sep 1-4, Nov 23-26, 2017.
A 2-night minimum stay is required for travel Oct 7-10, 2016, Nov 11-13, 2016, Jan 27-29 & Jun 9-11, 2017, Oct 6-9, 2017 and Nov 10-12, 2017.

Smoking Policy
Puerto Rico is generally a non-smoking jurisdiction, and many hotels impose strict controls on smoking in guest rooms, public areas, restaurants and by the pools. For detailed smoking rules, contact the hotel directly.


All hours, fees, amenities, information and services are subject to change without notice.
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